Once upon a time there were four kids. They were happy little kids, but would often get scared in the night time. One day while sitting around talking, they heard a noise. When asked what that noise was there dad (without missing a beat) said, "Oh, that is the Hammer Wammer." It was told that the Hammer Wammer lives under our house and holds our house up so that it won't fall into the ground. That is why our house makes noises at night, the Hammer Wammer is just shifting positions. The Hammer Wammer has evolved into something much more than a creature that holds up our house. The Hammer Wammer also eats green bugs, he is our friend, he keeps the night light on at night, he protects us from strange sounds and shadows.
The kids asked Matt to draw a picture of the Hammer Wammer. This is what we think this strange animal looks like:

If you see this animal do not run, I repeat do not run. Just say thank you and go about your day.
Have I mentioned that Matt is awesome and an amazing dad?
The kids asked Matt to draw a picture of the Hammer Wammer. This is what we think this strange animal looks like:

If you see this animal do not run, I repeat do not run. Just say thank you and go about your day.
Have I mentioned that Matt is awesome and an amazing dad?